megacharizardxxx:

"why am i so cold?" i ask myself as i continue to drink cold beverages

(via hi)

zbrexx:

zbrexx:

how did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

he gave her a ringĀ image

(Source: unrellevahnt, via bandsarewatkeepmealive)

Me as a porn star

toyota:

*gets emotionally attached to everyone i perform a scene with*

(via elliedolphinately)